Ahh Ahhh, Ahh Ahhh
You better stay home, you better take care
Unless you are Dom then you just go anywhere
Go to Castle Barnard – it isn’t that hard
But if you’re a pleb just stay in your own backyard
Ahh Ahh Ahh, Ahh Ahhh

Don’t look into his eyes, where compassion dies
There really is nothing behind his disguise
Now everyone knows where Dominic goes
He’ll sell your granny out from under your nose

Does anyone know the way, did we hear someone say
(We just haven’t got a clue what to do)
Arrogant and offensive, imagine working with these
Truth twisters

The cops are out, they’re running about
There’s plenty CCTV, just get it out
Just got to be caught, he’s got to be taught
Cause he is more evil then anyone here ever thought

Does anyone know the way, did we hear someone say
(We just haven’t got a clue what to do)
Arrogant and offensive, imagine working with these
Truth twisters

That little creep, he snuck off real sneaky
Hung out his son and his uncle, pure scum
Acting on instinct while running to mummy
Schooling his Boris and stepping on bluebells
The civil service knew something round here smells
Pull on your beanie, ooh-ooh

Fucking Cummings
Truth twisters lying through their teeth
Truth twisters, imagine working with these
They’re outrageous, they scream and they fall
Over each other, straight outta Bullingdon

Looks like a mekon, smiles like a reptile
He hates you, he hates you, the press won’t call him vile
They’ll scratch in the sand, won’t let go his hand
They’ll say he’s a magician and sell ammunition
And stack up the dead, yeah, while pretending to care
Poor little beanie, boohoo

Truth twisters, got each others backs
Truth twisters in bed with the hacks
They’re outrageous, they scream and they bawl
From Eton, Harrow, fuck em all

from the album The Great Dominic Swindle