It’s been a hard day’s lying, and I’m smirking like a cat
It’s been a hard day’s lying, I should be sleeping like a rat
But when I drive in my car I find I can’t get too far
Because of my eyesight

You know I lie all day to get you money for aspirin
GlaxoSmithKline of Barnard Castle signed an agreement
To make a Covid vaccine, so you know what I mean
I feel alright

When I get home, I’m teaching my wife how to drive
Oh, she already can? Well it’s time to test her eye sight right?

It’s been a hard day’s lying, I should be begging like a dog
It’s been a hard day’s lying, I’d better backdate my blog
Just call me Mr Magoo, I’ll rewrite history too
Oh, I,m such a shite

from the album The Great Dominic Swindle