Neil and Nigel sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Talking bout nazis and slavery
Scintillating commentary
For Cunteryfile on BBC

Oliver and Farage sitting in a tree
Making up their own history

Neil says to Nigel what do you see?
Now that you’ve left LBC
Nigel says I’ll be back on the BBC

Fash fash
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