Press ups? Get down on your knees
Ya pair of dungarees
Fucking press ups? Get a grip ya twats
Get some yoga mats
Ya downward facing dogs

It’s the terror of knowing these cunts are in charge
Everybody’s screaming
“Let me out!”
A macho contest for pariahs
Butcher’s dog?
Get Jacob Rees Mogg

Fucking press ups
Press ups

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