There’s no such thing
As a border between England and Scotland
Well, what’s that thing
Called the Scottish Borders?

Aggravated, the blonde spare prick
Won’t admit he’s blind and thick
Jump up bubble up, what’s in store
The Covid ward revolving door

Showing up, showing up ignorance
Boris tell me where Kelso is
What’s that sign at the side of the road
Saying Welcome to Scotland – oh

Oh oh catch the bus
Selkirk, Hawick I’m thinking of
Oh oh can’t you see
David Mundell’s constituency

Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Boris
Where is
Where’s the border?

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