You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
Thanks to our wonderful Chancellor Rishi
With these vouchers you are really spoiling us
But only from Monday to Wednesday, cuz
He knows what’ll get us out of this mess
£10 off at Pizza Express

Well, the Tory donors told him, “You gotta make some money”
So come up with a slogan and try to make it funny
Eat Out To Help Out sounds nice
Or have a cheeky Nando at half price
Sometimes I think they haven’t got a clue
Abandon the vulnerable – that’s all they ever do

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