Step up to the podium

Lockdown, isn’t it a pity
Here’s the CMO, Chris Whitty
Compared to Matt Hancock, he’s pretty
He’s a fan of Scritti Polliti

All around, people looking half dead
But not Chris with his alien monk head

And at night he’s a different guy
Necking lager, getting high
Each time he goes to bed he prays
Like Aretha Franklin, hey

He’s the chief in Westminster city
By night, he’s Green Gartside
CMO, Chris Whitty
CMO, Chris Whitty

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