Horrortale In New Yoker


We were stuck together
At Covidmas ho ho
There was nothing on telly
I dug out the video

You scumbag, you maggot, you’ve taped over Taggart*
Merry Christmas your arse, I’ve taped over the darts**

And The Boys From The Blackstuff wiped as well
I don’t know what to say
Only Bells to drink us out our misery




from the album Now That’s What I Call Lockdown Christmas

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2 Comments on "Horrortale In New Yoker"

  1. Michael Clarke | November 19, 2020 at 7:19 pm | Reply

    Tommy, you missed out the bit where Laurence Fox gets his arse handed to him by the Poges in a ‘herrenvolk shite’ kind of way.😄

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