Here come old bawjaws with another catchphrase
More verbal diaorhhea, more drooling mayonaise
Grab a cliché from the ashtray
Pretend that you care
Bumble like a womble
And ruffle your hair

It’ll be normal by Christmas
So spaff your money
It’ll be normal by Christmas
Milk and honey
Let’s all pretend this will end
And we’ll be covid free
By Christmas

from the album Now That’s What I Call Lockdown Christmas

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