He’s a fairweather bootlicker*
Get it together dickhead, whoa
He’s in love with Meghan Markle
He don’t like his boring job, no

He’s a fairweather bootlicker
Get it together dickhead, whoa
He’s in love with Meghan Markle
Pretending to be psycho

And he knows what he likes to do
He knows he’s gonna have fun with you
Suck it up viewers
And he knows when the morning comes
That his job is done, when he’s trending on twitter for you

He’s a fairweather bootlicker
Get it together dickhead, whoa
He’s in love with Meghan Markle
Pretending to be psycho

Everybody thought that he
Was great sticking it to tories last year
But he’s just like all that scum, he’s got a million chums
To back his latest feud
Ratings up, suckers

The indignance don’t quite fit
Just another stunt in his armoury
Blame the government, man
And he’s just gonna really tell the boss
He’s gonna really let him know exactly how he feels
It’s pretty bad

He’s a fairweather bootlicker
Get it together dickhead, whoa
He’s in love with Meghan Markle
Pretending to be psycho oh, oh
It’s all show, it’s all show

 

*title by Captain Howdy @MajorPazuzu