GBeebies, I hear you are dying
Wrapped by Andy in a black black studio
Fade away and masturbate
Fade away and masturbate

GBeebies, Darren Grimes is left
Vibrating softly under his desk
Slavering anchors move so slow
Down the tubes away ye go

Gammon faces seem to merge
Hidden voices mocked your words
Fade away and masturbate
Fade away and masturbate

Somebody took the knee
Your ratings just went weeeeee
Was it all just a bad dream?
Mr Neil has left the scene

Dusty memes will carry on
Long after 2021
Fade away and masturbate
Fade away and masturbate

Somebody took the knee
Your ratings just went weeeeee
Fade away and masturbate
Fade away and masturbate
Fade away and masturbate
Fade away and masturbate