One is the oldest man in space
The other is just a disgrace
One’s full of wonder at 90
But which one is the daddy?

Oh yes it’s true, we’re going warp factor 2
A tale of two Williams
Who?

Who’s Captain Kirk?
William Shatner
Who’s Prince William?
Is he is son?

 

see also:

This Royal House

Couldnae Gie A Fuck