Pardon me boy
Is that Archbishop Desmond Tutu
On the karaoke
With Ian Paisley

And over there (where?)
Is that Mugabe on the bongos
Shaking his tush
With President Bush

Let your lazy brain run riot
Life is just a farce
The next time you see Bono
Shove those glasses up his arse

Oh boom bang a bang
Was a Euro hit for Lulu
She also did ‘Shout’
What’s that all about?

Ptarmigans are
A much bigger bird than cuckoos
But I don’t know why
That’s yer lot, goodbye

 

from the album Runny Eggritte by The Plagiarist