Close To Royalty


Why do birds fall down from the sky,
Every time you walk by?
Unlike me, you’re a member of the royal family
With a shotgun*

Why do fools get down on one knee
For a sword and OBE
Unlike me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born the system got together
And put a set of silver spoons in your mouths
So that you can go on killing sprees and murder pheasants, peasants, even grouse


*words: @TheRealSteveDay


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