Hingum-tringum
Hingum-tringum
Hingum-tringum

People say it’s all an act and we agree
The bumbling’ s a cover, he’s a cunt you see
They say it’s a distraction, but he’s also dull
Feeble and barely presentable
That’s where he’s coming from
Boris Johnson

He’s got everything he needs to keep him satisfied
There’s nothing you can do to make him change his mind
He’s having so much fun
Boris Johnson
Brrm brrm rar rar

 

thanks to @susie_dent – “Word of the day is ‘hingum-tringum’ (19th-century Scots): feeble and barely presentable; just about hanging together.”

see also:

Kakistocracy

Hurkle-Durkling