When I got back from Whitburn
My wife said that can’t be right
You said you were going to Winchburgh
I thought, Oh shite

The day I drove to Whitburn
Thinking I was going to Winchburgh
The day I drove to Whitburn

I get Inverary mixed up with Inverurie
Which is worse cos they’re on opposite sides of the country

Now I know I’m getting older
The day I drove to Whitburn
Thinking I was going to Winchburgh

 

see also:

Handsome In The Half-Light