I’ve got champagne
You’ve got the crooks
Let’s make lots of money

You’ve got the hat
I’ve got the hair
Let’s make lots of…

Can’t get enough of scheming
And taking the piss
I’m making you the minister
Of lies and prejudice

I’m looking for a partner
Someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question
Do you want to be even more rich?

I’ve ate the brains
And cooked the books
Let’s make lots of money

You’ve got the lolling
You know all the dukes
Let’s make lots of money

Oh, where’s the Brexit opportunities?
I want you to look for them
You know there’s a lot of opportunities
If there aren’t, you can make them up

 

see also:

Lying On The Job

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