The Sensational Alex Salmond Band (in Russian)

As Alex Salmond pulls his show off RT, here’s a reminder of the theme tune to the Sensational Alex Salmond Band in Russian.


And here’s the English translation:

We have whisky for breakfast
Fuck The Zeitgeist
That’s how we get through
The Daily Reckless
Is our bible
Pumping Irn Bru

We are the Sensational Alex Salmond Band
We are vocationally qualified to tell Scotland
To pull up your socks
Pull in your stomachs
Hands off cocks
And lay off the Tunnocks
The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band

Never mind Vambo
We’ve got a Jambo
Straight outta Linlithgow
We know Sean Connery
But Billy Connelly
He doesn’t want to know

Are you going?
Are you going to the tea party?
Are you going to the Broxburn Tea Party?
Are you going?
You’ll have had your tea



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1 Comment on "The Sensational Alex Salmond Band (in Russian)"

  1. keep up the good work,you may well be unhinged due to lockdown but at least you are more honest than the BBC

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