Adrian Chiles’s Urinal

 

Adrian Chiles’s urinal
He’s got one in his flat
He is very proud of it
A great enthusiast

It sits below a stained glass window featuring West Brom

Adrian Chiles’s urinal
What could possibly go wrong?

He thinks every home should have one
It is wonderful

Adrian Chiles’s urinal
A toilet of one’s own

Many a chap has been chastised about incompetence
poor aim, not putting the seat down, and so on…
Yes, many a chap has been chastised about incompetence

Adrian Chiles’s urinal

 

from the album ‘Celebrities And Their Things’ by Half Bam Half Whisky

 

see also:

Alan Titchmarsh’s Jumper

Iggy Pop’s Parrot

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