If you want to rebuild him, send him to America
We don’t want him in Scotland, just throw him to the FBI

Well, we’ve already got the toxic waste
A government that we never voted for firmly in place
And of course the nuclear bombs
So why on earth would we want the royal nonce?

If you want to rebuild him, send him to America
We don’t want him in Scotland, just throw him to the FBI

Boris no more, Andrew no more
Westminster no more, monarchy no more

 

see also:

This Prince Was Made For Noncing

Grand Old Duke