Well I’ve had a bowl of tofu
And I’ve read The Guardian
I’m gonna call the coalition
Whip up some chaos if I can

Well she’s the home secretary
At war with the wokerati
Scratch out their eyes

You’re just mad and you’re not funny
Suella Braverman
You missed out sandals and tree hugging
Suella Braverman
Can you stand
This woman
Suella
Braverman

 

see also:

Andrea Jenkyns