Ambassador Extraordinary of His Majesty
And Minister Plenipotentiary
To the Sublime Porte of the Sultan of Turkey

Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin
Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, (That filthy piece of toerag), he vandalised the Parthenon

Return the Elgin Marbles
(Return the Elgin Marbles)

Return the Elgin Marbles
(Return the Elgin Marbles)

Return the Elgin Marbles
(Return the Elgin Marbles)

Return the Elgin Marbles
(Return the Elgin Marbles)

Return the Elgin Marbles or we’ll kick you in the yarbles ya cunt

Return them all to where the Greeks can see ’em
Liberate them all from the British museum
Romantics wrote poems about how you should free them

Lord Byron, Lord Byron, Lord Byron, Lord Byron
He hated that Earl who had a house in Dunfermline