O Switzerland


O Switzerland thanks for the cheese
And also for the one point
please can you ask Hungary to lose
I am over the cow bell blues
My giant Toblerone’s been scoffed
And my old cuckoo clock has stopped
I can’t fix it to save my life
Even with my Swiss army knife
So blow your Alpine horn
The cost of cringing crisis has now dropped

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Reckless Football Club Anthems

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2 Comments on "O Switzerland"

  1. Stephen Senn | June 20, 2024 at 12:46 pm | Reply

    Cuckoo Clocks are a German thing (they are only Swiss in the same way that Malt Whisky is Welsh) but feature large in the British and American imaginings of Switzerland. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckoo_clock

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