Prince Monolulu – racing tipster ooh
Came from the West Indies in 1902
His real name was Peter Carl Mackay
Pretended to be an African guy

Jeffrey went to see
Monolulu, Monolulu
He gave him a strawberry cream
Monolulu, Monolulu

Prince Monolulu decided to be
An Abyssinian Prince with an unlikely history
And a fantastic sense of dress
Played up to colonial concepts

Jeffrey went to see
Monolulu, Monolulu
He gave him a strawberry cream
Monolulu, Monolulu

When Jeffrey Bernard saw the prince was sick
He interviewed him in his hospital bed
Jeffrey brought a box of Black Magic
And Prince Monolulu choked to death

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