I wanna see Jesus but I don’t wanna die
I just wanna fly up to the sky

Honest, I’ve been good
Whenever I could
Take me to God’s gaff
I’m the man who mistook his life for a laugh

I am not a Christian robot
(Rapture captcha, rapture captcha)
Test me, give me all that you’ve got
(Rapture captcha, rapture captcha)

Honest, I’ve been good
Whenever I could
Take me to God’s gaff
I’m the man who mistook his life for a laugh

I’m not clicking all the boxes
Just the ones with the crosses
I’ve cracked every level of life
And I’ve beaten all the bosses

inspired by this post by Joel Morris