Forfar pleasure
It’s a Friday
So have a Forfar bridie
Thank me later

I don’t mean to be nasty
But it’s nothing like a Cornish Pastie
Shovel it in ya

They’re heavy in texture
A permanent fixture
At Forfar Athletic FC

There’s no potatoes
But minced steak, butter
And beef suet

Salt and pepper
Sometimes made with
Minced onions

After tasting
Things you worried about
Last night

Will seem lighter
I hope things
Will turn out right

Oh man
With every bite a change
Just watch me gulp it down

Tara Tara
“Don’t ask why”

from the album Forfar Pleasure by Reckless Music

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