Hey up, Joe
Where you going with that uke in your hand?
Hey up, Joe, are thar badly?
I said, where you going with that uke in your hand?

I’m going down to a comedy club
You know, I’m gonna mess around with people’s heads
I’m going down to a comedy club
You know, I’m gonna mess around, mess around with people’s heads
Huh, I know it’s not cool

Hey up, Joe
I heard you died on your arse, you died on your arse now
Hey up, Joe
I heard you died on your arse, you died on your arse now
Yeah

Yes, I did, I died on my arse
You know, I shouldn’t have messed around, messed around with people’s heads
Yes, I did, I died on my arse
You know, it was at the Jekyll & Hyde pub in Edinburgh
I gave them the uke, they shot me!

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