Niche

If you want Talking Heads and Jonathan Meades – I got that
Talking Meades
Methil Machine Music with Lou Reed – I got that
James Joyce with The Ramones
Sleaford Mods and ice cream cones – I got that

Niche

Cabaret Voltaylor Swift – I got that
The Tam Tam Club and Throbbing Thistle – got that
The Sensational Alex Salmond Band
The Lion The Witch and the Wu Tang Clan – I got that

Niche

If you’re feeling feckless
Get yourself to the Daily Reckless
Cos I’m niche
I’m a niche niche man
It’s nice to be niche
I’m a niche niche man

George Flambe and Henry Mcleish – niche
Samuel Beckett and Mark E Smith – niche
Iggy Ziggy, Biggie, Miss Piggy – niche
Roxy Music with Chas and Dave
Jean Paul Saltire, Captain Brave…heart

Robert Burns and Janey Godley – I got that
Half Bam Half Whisky – I got that
They Might Be Gannets, Defunct Boy Three
Whyte and Mackay and Thick Lizzy – I got that

The Island of Dr Moreau – the musical – got that
Sparks mixed with On The Buses – C’mon a my bus
Einstuerzende Neuwaddywaddy
Madness and William Blake
It’s all me me me
Cos I’m niche

It’s all niche niche niche
I’ll destroy the canon
Niche niche niche
I’ll destroy what I can
Niche niche man

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Sympathy For The Reckless

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