Radcliffe & Maconie hot take
Paddy McGuinness’s Carrot Cake
This is what brought me awake
On this drafty Sunday morning

Off kilter, off road, off bake
Paddy McGuinness’s Carrot Cake
Thievery amongst DJs
Paddy McGuiness’s Carrot Cake

That’s not nice, you nicked a slice
of Paddy McGuinness’s Carrot Cake
I’m all for banter for god’s sake
But Paddy McGuinness’s Carrot Cake?

Oh crumbs

see also:

Slater Rayner

The Mark E Smith Guide To Fine Dining Guide