I was born reading the Morning Star
I was born reading the Morning Star

Do you know where hell is?
Hell’s the Daily Mail
Its columnists should all be
Journalising in the jail

You’re all under surveillance
From Rupert Murdoch’s Sun
Only slightly more right wing
Than Atilla the Hun

You can read The Times
Or the Daily Telegraph
The editorial is cut and paste from
Mein Kampf

I was born reading the Morning Star
The Morning, not the Daily Star

 

from the EP Hackgate by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band

 

see also:

Fuck The Mainstream Media

Say It Ain’t No, Murray