Nor Way
{Erling Haaland talks about vikings and stuff} And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain, ha-ha-ha Norway [Bjørge Lillelien commentary from 1981} Norway have beaten England 2-1 in football!…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Reductio ad Absurdum
What forest worn to the backhauf’s this, What Eden brocht doon to a beanswaup? —A’ the ferlies o’ natur’ spring frae the earth, And into’t again maun drap. Animals, vegetables, what are they a’…
Gordon, Fuck You!
pics – No Score Draws Mexican head coach, Javier Aguirre has a word with England’s Anthony Gordon. Best heard while watching this clip: Javier Aguirre. Mexico HC, “Gordon! Fuck you!” see also:
Four One
Belgium Four USA One. That’s the way to do it. Backed by David Bowie. {commentary} News had just come over… {commentary} Ronaldo cried so much his face was wet… {commentary} And all the fat…
Everyone Says Hydration Break
A collection of pics from Blueskyers posted during hydration breaks during the World Cup, backed by David Bowie and pundits with a smidgen of Ramones and Eminem. see also:
Feral In Preston
The tragic follow up to Danny Murphy’s pet story. R.I.P. Bob. see also:
Bob The Cat
cartoon – No Score Draws The sad tale of Danny Murphy’s cat. Backed by Gene Vincent. see also:
I Love Morocco
pics – No Score Draws I watched them beating Scotland easily Just one goal, could have been two or three Against Brazil they were strong They did not put a foot wrong And I…
Ariel Megahertz
Prefab Sprout meet Kate Bush in a Recklessly epic stramash-up. Inspired by this post by Gavin Hogg
The Tragic Tryst
It’s a queer thing to tryst wi’ a wumman When the boss o’ her body’s gane, And her banes in the wund as she comes Dirl like a raff o’ rain. It’s a queer…