Follow Through
A Trump too far. Donald hits the sharts at No.(U)2. see also:
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Banish The Traitors Eno Collaboration
Celtic fans express their disgust at The Traitors version of the Half Man Half Biscuit number ‘Eno Collaboration.’ see also:
I Wanna Bee
Arthur Anarchy and Johnny Rotten. Stramashed purely because I liked Arthur’s badge saying ‘Doesn’t it make you want to spit?’ see also:
Leave Melania Alane
Leave Melania alane Ur ye gaun ti the pictures On yer ain again ti see Alane again naturally There’s naebdy else here oh no Don’t call me Greta Garbo Leave Melania alane I’m happy…
She’s Got It
Updated version of the Suella Braverman track from the album ‘Now That’s What I Call Nat C.’ Full album available for free here. see also:
Poets Pub(II)/The Looking Glass/The Unknown Goddess
But ilka evenin’ fey and fremt (Is it a dream nae wauk’nin’ proves?) As to a trystin’-place undreamt, A silken leddy darkly moves. Slow gangs she by the drunken anes, And lanely by the…
Irn Bru Pork Swirls
When I was a young boy My mamma said to me There’s only one food in the world for you Made from girders and protein Irn Bru pork swirls Irn Bru pork swirls From…
Little Burry Man
The South Queensferry Burryman has a little companion. Hip hip hooray! see also:
A Vision Of Myself (II)/Poets Pub(I)
I’ll bury nae heid like an ostrich’s, Nor yet believe my een and naething else. My senses may advise me, but I’ll be Mysel’ nae maitter what they tell’s…. I ha’e nae doot some…
Pointless Wanking
After seeing the above post by Grumpelstiltskin , I couldn’t help but put it to the test: Step up to the podium! see also: