The Sensational Alex Salmond Band
R.I.P. Alex Salmond We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we get through The Daily Reckless Is our bible Pumping Irn Bru We are the Sensational Alex Salmond Band We are…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Waiting For Love (Reckless Remix)
In Paul Hanley’s brilliant book Sixteen Again , Malcolm Garrett says of Pete Shelley’s solo album Heaven & The Sea: ” I never understood why those songs weren’t better received, because if you remake them…
Their Mummies All Told Them They’re Clever
If you’re Andrew Bridgen and you have to defend Jacob Rees Mogg and your other thick friends You are all of you fighting over one brain cell If there is any justice, then you’ll…
Hurricane Bawbag
As yet another hurricane does the rounds, a reminder of the good old Hurricane Bawbag. see also:
Mascot
After seeing this magnificent photobomb by Kingsley, I thought it time to repost this. If you support Partick Thistle And you go to their games You won’t hear the whistle For the screaming of…
Now Night
Now night, that’s cunzied chief for fun, Is wi’ her usual rites begun; Thro’ ilka gate the torches blaze, And globes send out their blinkin rays. The usefu’ cadie plies in street, To bide…
Put A Phone In Your Pocket/Laura
Laura got a tory nut, she bought him for a line Peston had another one, he paid for all the time She put a lie on the internet, she made it all up While…
Still Cheers
With news that there’s to be a British version of Cheers, this is the only way it can go really. see also: Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg, Please We Win!
Panda! Panda!
A Reckless stramash-up wherein Mark E Smith has a swipe at Harry Hill amid a welter of panda/panzer puns. What’s it about, doc? see also: Mark E Smith’s Cat The Mark E Smith Guide…
Petrification
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. to Maggie Smith. Miss Jean Brodie backed by Aretha Franklin. see also: