Stinkhorn
Stinkhorn (Fabulous Phallus Impudicus) Lucy Lapwing – queen of the props Has a fungus – top of the crops Stinkhorn (Fabulous) Stinkhorn (Phallus) Stinkhorn (Impudicus) Don’t be put off Put down your forks I’ve…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Move Over Dalek
To celebrate the 60th anniversary of Dr Who, that time Doris Day got involved. see also:
Zombies And Poodles
8 out of 10 bats is on YouTube TV I like it but I would also like to see Zombies and poodles Zombies and poodles Imagine the presenters in their wellies Scooping up brains…
Sow And Then
The pig is back, so here’s a medley of his grating hits – ‘Posh Twat In The Pig,’ ‘It’s Different For Toffs,’ ‘A Pig Boy Did It And Ran Away,’ ‘Listen To The Doctor’…
Sowing Poppy Seeds
‘Armistice Day’ by Paul Simon backs The Jesus and Mary Chain’s ‘Sowing Seeds’ illustrated by the pathetic hypocrisy of Tory virtue signallers. see also:
Patrick Life
The Male Nurse meets Blur. Inspired by this interesting slice of Embra post punk trivia : see also:
Riot In EH16
On November the fifth in 2023 They were chucking fireworks at the polis in Niddrie The Edinburgh Evening News put it on the front page But they used a fake picture tryin’ to cause…
Javelina
A rewrite of Billy Joel’s ‘Always A Woman To Me’ as suggested by Col:
Otters Otters Otters
Kwesia ‘City Girl in Nature’ declares her love for otters. From the album 8 Out Of 10 Bats see also: Kleptoparasitic Fly
8 Out Of 10 Bats – the album
Extracts from the programme ‘8 Out Of 10 Bats’ set to music. Featuring Chris Packham, Megan McCubbin, Christina Sinclair, George Hassall, Kwesia ‘City Girl in Nature’, Indy Greene, Lucy Lapwing, James Stevens, Nick Baker and…