Little Willie Rennie
Liberals wobble but they don’t fall down Left side, right side Little Willy Rennie wobbles round But he doesn’t fall down Fudging, budging Willy drives them silly With his jelly wishy washy frown He…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Skelped
When you get to the Euros and get knocked out in the final It’s a long way back to the urinal When you realise that football isn’t coming home No no no Do you,…
This Charmless Man
Ruptured barnacle Clinging to a sinking country, desolate Will nature make a man of this mess? Crashing through Downing Street This charmless man Why bother with complexity When the lies run smooth While you…
Live With It
I got nasty habits, it comes with the job I get to be mean when I want to I’m a lazy slob Yah my donors keep me wealthy And help me out this mess…
Pishmonger
Pishmonger Even Right Said Fred adore ya Pishmonger Lord Haw Haw and Lord Farquar qua qua qua
Is This Like Flu?
Is this like flu? Because people die of the flu And this is very unu…sual I’m not sure what to do, Is this like flu? Is this like flu? Do I have to self-isolate?…
The Boy From Germany
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs Not the words of the boys from Sparks But the boy from Germany, Karl Marx Religion is the opium of the people,…
Scooby Doo and Walken Too
Joe Heenan does Christopher Walken doing the Scooby Doo theme. @joeheenan
Ullo Johnson, Got A New Minister?
The cuntocracy powers on. Featuring Mr Sweary, Alexei Sayle. Contains fucking ridiculous amounts of fucking swearing.
Cuntocracy
Cuntocracy in charge of me and you If you can schmooze, you’ll never lose You’ll get a contract too Cuntocracy in charge of me and you Cuntocracy, breaking codes and law In La La…