Andy Burnham Devolute
…english glasnost… …from the mouths of those…. …who use air rifles on their friendly…. …why is the truly skint never ssssss-scotch ridden… …embrace…negate… …how does… ….devolute…. ….man prise the political from anything from a…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Yank Oot Your Orra Boughs
Yank oot your orra boughs, my hert! God gied man speech and speech created thocht, He gied man speech but to the Scots gied nocht Barrin’ this clytach that they’ve never brocht To onything…
Slater Rayner
Nigel Slater and Jay Rayner battle it out with Philomena Cunk and Sleater Kinney for the best recipes. see also:
And Now For Something Completely Stupid
As John Cleese says something stupid again, here he is explaining his own stupidity backed by Dr Feelgood. see also:
The Light Of Life/Love Often Wuns Free
Use, then, my lust for whisky and for thee, Your function but to be and let me be And see and let me see. If in a lesser licht I grope my way, Or…
The Ballad Of Bill Oddie
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie Everybody watch Bill Oddie From Kiddiminster to Kirkcaldy Ooh, let’s all twitch He’s the big cheese in ornithology But lately he’s been getting mean My Little Pony, Joni Mitchell Stuart…
10 North
Come, come hear my story Too many people cower to criminals And that government pap When all it takes is a hard slap The streets of Soho did reverberate No conception of what he’d…
Blind Jaws
As noted by Small Robots, the Blind Date and Jaws theme are basically the same song, but in different keys. see also:
The Feminine Principle
I am like Burns, and ony wench Can ser’ me for a time. Licht’s in them a’—in some a sun, In some the merest skime. I’m no’ like Burns, and weel I ken, Tho’…
A Fucked Man Looks At The Thistle
A Scottish Labour man Looked at the thistle And said we don’t need a rose anymore We’ve got enough pricks and gristle I’d like to have a plan To try and save our world…