Tory
Video of the song from The Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky
Entertainment
5000 Yobbos
The ghost of Bill Grundy regales a hostile crowd with his nonsensical drunken punk rock anecdotes, ably assisted by the Sexual Pistoles themselves. from the album Mind Programming by Tommy Mackay see also:
Kez – the EP
Trailer for the KEZ EP – featuring It’s Ma Pairty, Kez! Kezia Dugdale’s Dad, Bye Bye Kezia and Scottish Labour. EP available here
Kez
Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party That time you told them that you wanted autonomy And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head Kez is your father as bold…
Jeremy Corbyn’s Beard
Hi my name is Steve And I’m the beard Of Jeremy Corbyn You might think it weird The fight starts here Or at least tomorrow morning The revolution will not be televised But it will…
The Half Man Half Biscuit Song
This is not a love song, it’s more of a rant About a bloke who applied for a government grant To try to get a crowd to chant Half Man Half Biscuit If you…
Caledonia Uber Alles
Compilation of totally topical tunes by Half Bam Half Whisky. Get your copy right here.
Dr Moreau – The Musical
Includes tracks by Average White Bandicoot, Abaa, Edwin Starfish and many others. Get your copy right here.
Cringe
Inspired by an image by Robert Florence, here’s a trailer for an imaginary album.
Tories In Extreme
feat. Janey Godley Fluffy, when I met you There were peas and quorn Stuck onto your beard I took a fine tooth comb It was soft inside But there was something growing on You…