feat. Janey Godley

Fluffy, when I met you
There were peas and quorn
Stuck onto your beard
I took a fine tooth comb
It was soft inside
But there was something growing on

You do something to me
That I can’t explain
What exactly is your job again?
And when does it start
We’re waiting for you to turn on

Tory love is blind
It requires a dedication
Together we can
Really screw this nation
And deride it together, ah-ha
Drinking Pimms with each other, ah-ha

Tories in extreme
That is what we are
With the DUP
How can we be wrong
Sail away with May
To another world
We are strangers to passion, ah-ha
Except for Gillian Anderson, ah

Tories in extreme
Fluffy and Colonel
New Orange Order
How can we be wrong
Sail away with May
To another lodge
We’re backing Scotland almighty, ah-ha
Back to 1690, ah-ha