Lamb Island Is Officially Rat Free
Spoon bender Uri Geller’s East Lothian island is declared officially rat free The bird population had been threatened with predation Now the island’s officially rat free The island’s called The Lamb and it lies…
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Do The Pterygoid Walk
If you’re a snake who wants to swallow a frog You gotta learn to do the pterygoid walk I saw it last night on Springwatch Lucy Lapwing made a prop Do the do the…
Psycho Horses
A stramash up of Pere Ubu, Talking Heads and The Osmonds. A night mare. see also: Kicked In The Head By A Horse High Horses
Sowsages
Here’s a stramash-up of Nick Kroll and Dizzee Rascal. see also: Two Supes Sammy And His Staunch Sausages
Step We Gaily (Diddley remix)
A stramashup of The High Kings version of Marie’s Wedding with a wired Bo Diddley twist. see also: Bagpipe Music Fist Pumping With IDS
Beachball Security Guard
Beachball Security Beachball Security Beachball Security Guard There was an alien walking down the street In a city in Russia on a satellite feed I made a call to TASS The guy on the…
My First Gig
50 years ago today, I went to my very first gig – David Bowie at the Empire Theatre, Edinburgh. What a night. There’s a very bad YouTube sound recording of it below, but I’ve made…
Now That’s What I Call Nat C
Compilation of all the worst bits from the National Conservative conference. Tracks: Springtime For NatCs Fascism Mucked Up Twice Get Thee To Detention Crafty She’s Got It Everybody Talking Woke Mind Virus Identities Majority Rights…
Sexy Negligee
Poem by frustrated Match Of The Day viewer set to music and read by Jimmy Hill. Original footage here:
This Is Boring
I’ve got friends in low places You don’t want to go there Their miserable faces Can only sit and stare Nothing’s lovely All the time I’ve got friends in high places You don’t want…