Cupar, Elie, Methil, Wormit, Kelty, Star, Glenrothes Fife has got more than its fair share of poets and authors Even if you don’t know them, they’re scribbling in their jotters In Cupar, Elie, Methil,…
You had more power, girl, than Longannet You had more charm than the village of Star I don’t really like this patter at all I don’t really like this patter at all Fife’s a…
Wherever you go and whatever you do You will spend a lot of time With people who don’t have a clue Well I’m tired of it all The same blowhards on line The river…
Ruth saw a picture of a dug And responded ‘sonsie laddie’ But twitter autocorrect changed it to ‘so die’ The maddies Will ye no Twitter, no She was banned then re-instated Now they’ve done…
When Derek broke in on Mavis getting a foot massage, the result was… unexpected. from the album Pork Markets see also: At Work She’s A Tourist (Eh Up, Cinderella’s Here) Liz Truss
Comrade Truss unveils her latest album. Tracks: Liz Truss At Work She’s A Tourist (Eh Up, Cinderella’s Here) I Don’t Really Know Neither Warrington Nor Moscow I’ve Got Corbyn’s Hat Barking Dogs Deter Drones Mavis…
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The only gig guide you need. Set to music (‘Endless Art’ by A House). Includes that fine band, Kipper, at the Windmill Inn, Humberstone village, near Leicester. Original video
As I’m going to be 64 next year, I thought I’d try this excellent suggestion. C’est magnifique! see also: Billy Cheese Benefits Cut For Mr Kite
My name’s Jean Paul Saltire, I’m angsty and tight Like a moderator on The Guardian website Hell is other people and I should know This is my father Plato Hi, I’m Karl Marx, I…