Entertainment

Cringe

  Inspired by an image by Robert Florence, here’s a trailer for an imaginary album.


Tories In Extreme

  feat. Janey Godley Fluffy, when I met you There were peas and quorn Stuck onto your beard I took a fine tooth comb It was soft inside But there was something growing on You…


Nuclear Surrender

Nuclear surrender Protect and survive Nuclear surrender It’s good to be alive A finger on the button Keeps everybody warm Happy when the mushroom Clouds creep in Heralding the dawn You can have your retribution…


Apple Juice

R.I.P. Gordon Murray, creator and puppeteer of Camberwick Green, Trumpton and Chigley, as represented here by Brackett the butler. from the album Rhythm & Bombast by Throbbing Thistle. Listen here


Free Space

Wee film by Phantom Power celebrating the story of FreeSpace Gallery Leith with Terrence Chan, Greg Moodie, Andrew Redmond Barr, Chris Cairns, Stewart Bremner, James Devoy, Megan Chapman and Tommy ‘Reckless’ Mackay




Looking After The One Show

I am on the One Show I’m wearing my best shoes My husband Arthur Askey Is on the couch with me too This is now what passes For political insight Jobs for the boys and…


War Ukulele

with apologies to Tom Robinson Ooh what a pickle we’re in missus A fool in the White House, a fool in north Korea We’re even having to march for science These tiny leaders might not…


The Eejit

This is the story… Iggy Pop moves to Scotland where he annoys the neighbours by playing loud music at night. After a disastrous spell playing left back for Cumbernauld Town, he goes on the rampage…