You’re Really Showing Me Up
Everywhere it’s just the same No-one wants to take the blame Try to act a fool sometimes And no-one wants to know, they say You’re really showing me up You’re really showing me up…
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Under Age
Chapter one of The Diary Of A Musical Nobody. 1977. Songs written when I was 17. This is the first cassette I unearthed and rerecorded for public consumption. Tracks You Got Your Hooks In Me…
Taking Me Over
1,9,8,4, Ingsoc is really coming Oh no, don’t say another bloody preacher You taking me over You taking me over Political – you think you really are eh? Another tedious bodily harm game You…
Blue Time Machine
We all live in a blue time machine. When Peter Purves was in Dr Who… from the album Evolver by The Meatless
Anthea Turner’s Cock
Runner up in the Songs In The Key Of Laugh competition 2022. “We know it’s a little puerile, but it’s just so daft and so well timed…we’ve listened to all these songs so many times…
Fi’s Fags
On the anniversary of the death of Mark E Smith. Here’s when he nicked my friends fags. Fi was sitting in Bennet’s Bar In Edinburgh She was a little curious She had a little…
The Fifers Prayer
As the unearthing of ancient Glenrothes music continues in the serialisation of the Daily Reckless Diary Of A Musical Nobody, here’s a little geographical background: Anstruther Dysart and Leven Cowdenbeath, Saline Thy Kinghorn come,…
New Town
Well here in our nice new town A box for a home We tire of our daily job For what? I don’t know Don’t show me how life should be run Can’t live it…
You Got Your Hooks In Me
You got your hooks in me You want a lot from me But I can see through you You got nothing for me at all Well you just talk too loud You’ve got to…
The Diary Of A Musical Nobody
Glenrothes 1977 – 1984. What really went on there? Unearthed recordings reveal never before heard songs from one of the forgotten nobodies of the once thriving Fife underground punk and post-punk scene. Start reading and…