The Book Of Raith
Jonathan Meades on the glories of Kirkcaldy’s finest, Raith Rovers. Backed by ‘The Book I Read’ by Talking Heads. From the album Talking Meades
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Talking Meades
The first Talking Heads album re-fashioned to have Jonathan Meades talking about Scotland. Tracks: Uh-Oh, Meades Comes to Town Bizarre Feeling Tentative Divisions Happy Off Kilter Daze Where Is It? No Comparison The Book Of…
Jonathan Meades Dancing
Jon-a-than Meades Jonathan’s pretty cute He always wears a suit With his sunglasses on Bet your life he’s puttin’ us on Oh, lordy Oh, lordy You know I need Jonathan Talkin’ At me Jonathan…
Derrida
I’m a deconstruction worker Riding in the back seat of my car Master of applied linguistics Jacques Derrida If you wanna get post structural On Speech and Phenomena I’m on the Margins of Philosophy…
Sitting On A Wok With A Tray
Sittin’ in a house that’s empty I’m still waiting for a chair or settee Watching the chips baking Then I switch ’em off and start again, yeah I’m sittin’ on a wok with a…
Fuck RyanAir
by Grigorios Psiskeristos Fuck RyanAir Let the wind rush through my hair As I caress your landing gear There’s no room for Boeing round here Fuck RyanAir You’re cheap but I don’t care I…
Dear Mr Dylan
As Bob Dylan hits 80, here’s a song I wrote when he was 70. Will update it when he’s 90. Dear Mr Dylan, I have never been a fan But I like the…
Null Pwah
Nobody likes us Everybody hates us May as well go and eat worms We can’t write a song to save us Even beaten by the Germans Bite all our heads off Suck all the…
The Evening We Killed A Swan
by Sharia Law It was a balmy beautiful day We made love and we made hay And then we thought we’d go for a walk And as the sun set we began to talk…
Gazebo, Projector, Tequila!
It’s that time of year again Gazebo, projector, tequila! E.U.R.O.V.I.S.I.O.N. Gazebo, projector, tequila! You used to be a lot more fun But you still are now and then You’re not 12 anymore, But you’re…