How I Wrote Elastic Bees
Today’s Fall related tune is from The Foul – a cover of How I Wrote Elastic Man mixed with backing from The Bees because, why not? I’m eternally grateful To my past influences But…
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King Of The Swingers
A reminder of the original tango’d one’s exploits: Well I’m the King of the Swingers, I’m a celebrity I used to have constituents, but now it’s me, me, me I used to argue with Labour,…
Bono’s Cock
Bono assures his fans that his voice will return, but we wonder if his cock is still shrieking as loud as it did years ago when his neighbours complained of the racket it made in…
Jilted Jock
The Reckless staff had an office night out in Glasgow yesterday to see Jilted John, which reminded us of this old school classic: I’ve been going out with a country, her name is England…
Totally Fired
Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice. 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is here:
Twat
Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…
Jamie Oliver
Jamie Oliver has been accused of cultural appropriation for calling a new product “punchy jerk rice” and now Levi Roots has challenged him to a jerk off…pic by Happy Toast Jamie Oliver packed his wok…
M.A.D.O.N.N.A.
Madonna is now 60. Happy Birthday Madge. As tribute here’s the Daily Reckless song from when she was 50 and had paid former husband Guy Ritchie £50m as part of their divorce settlement…. This…
Comedians Obedience Class
I died on stage last night – it really was abysmal My case has been referred to the procurator fiscal I’m going to the comedy school where they teach the comedy rules Learn to…
Ed Balls
We were going to show you the video of this song here but unfortunately it’s been blocked by the BBC. Oh well, here’s the tune anyway: Ed Balls, Ed Balls,…