Pent It Up
I’m calm on the surface, but in the kind of mood that if the milk was off and curdled my coffee, I’d hurl the cup against the wall but I understand this so I’ve…
Entertainment
The Price Of Tripe
R.I.P. Don Everly “…state of you and the price of tripe…” Spam is cheap and so is liver You eat all you can but you won´t recover But if you want a bang for your…
Top Cunts – the song
Here’s a quick song and video to promote the Top Cunts album. Everybody sing! Top Cunts! Most ineffectual Top Cunts! Not intellectual They’ve no close friends, just enemies And not a shred of dignity Top…
This Flight Attendant
“Sumthin’s about to go down” “M-m m-m m-m m-m m-m Mummify your ass now M-m m-m m-m m-m m-m Mummify your ass” “I’m a flight attendant I’m a flight attendant That means I attend…
Top Cat Walken
Another brilliant impression from Joe Heenan does Christopher Walken. This time doing the Top Cat theme. @joeheenan
Man Spider
R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…
Wee Butcher Of Fife
There was a wee butcher who lived in Fife, Nickety, nackety, noo, noo, noo, One day he got the fright of his life, Hey willy wallachy, are you James Melville I love your twitter…
Joy Division Were Shit
The Jesus and Mary Chain backed by The Tom Tom Club, offer up some musical critique. Sampled from a Belgian interview in 1986:
Fercalicious
What happens now? The fercalicious definition is to make our planet cooler So listen up y’all cos this is it The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission Better known as the F to the E to…
Failure
I’ve been double vaccinated But I’m not going to your gigs It’s not just because you’re an arrogant tosser But you’re just a racist prick Failure, you’ve got a fucking cheek Failure, overprivileged and…