It’s Turned Out Shite Again
George Flambé presents a brand new album of ukulele delights. Available here.
Entertainment
I’ve Never Seen An Advert In The Daily Reckless
(with apologies to John Cooper Clarke) I’ve seen the poison letters of the unionist hacks About the yellow peril and the reds and the blacks And the SNP and its treacherous acts Empire two…
Sympathy For The Reckless
Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of mirth and taste I’ve been around for long, long years 50, in fact, and another eight I was around when Tony Blair Had his…
Let’s Flounce
Hey baby if you’ve had enough Or you’re Huckleberry Hounded off Let’s flounce Let’s flounce Do the instagram and the facebook too Unfortunately you don’t qualify for Who’s Who Let’s flounce Let’s flounce Dramatic…
Dirty Washing
Album from The Foul featuring out-takes and instrumentals from The Fall with new lyrics. Available here.
Bagpipe Music
by Louis MacNiece It’s no go the merrygoround, it’s no go the rickshaw, All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow. Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made…
I’ve Never Seen A Straight Banana
I’ve seen a lesbian kiwi fruit Got a bisexual pomegranate to boot But I’ve never seen a straight banana. Well, I’ve been to the end of the street and back And I own six…
My Baby Is Tied To A Timebomb
My baby is tied to a timebomb My terrorist tied to a tree My baby is tied to a timebomb O bring back my baby to me Lee Hurst, Lee Hurst You’ve got an…
Without Ewan McGregor
Well, my name is Charley Boorman Me and Ewan go on tour, man On our motorbikes We have such a laugh But nobody wants my bloody autograph They don’t know who I am I’m Charley…
2017
2017 – we know where you’ve been But what you got in store? More peace, more love, more hate, more joy, more crap TV, more war 2017 and all points inbetween Keep your pecker…