Goth Bet Lynch
We’re finished with the Rovers We will not flinch We will not return, they drove us To Goth Bet Lynch All her dresses are black Or leopard skin She’s a right good laugh Is…
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Waiting For Warhol
Off we go again Stop! Think. You have a message from Mr Godot? Nothing to be done. Yes sir He won’t come this evening I’m beginning to come round to that opinion No sir…
The Muppet Tories
An EP featuring Muppet related songs about those pesky Tories. Tracks: Theme It’s Not Easy Being PM Mana Mana (Order! Order!) Boris Beaker Halfway Down The Steps (Douglas Ross) Get it here
Ya Dirty Wee Country Album
Half Bam Half Whisky present a dirty wee country album for dirty wee country fans featuring timeless tunes from the vaults of the Daily Reckless. Tracks: Irn Brury Broken Down Freight Train Running Out Of…
Falling Out Of Love With Life
There’s a feeling really bugging me Of hopelessness and mediocrity It descends into my veins, the meaningless remains It doesn’t help that I’m singing country But I know that it will pass again No…
Microbachius Dicki
Sex was invented in Scotland In case you didn’t know By Microbachius Dicki It was a little tricky But they did it very well Oh what a glorious nation We invented copulation A fish,…
Monobrowed Girl
Hey, where do we go? What is a nightclub? Nobody knows But it isn’t the pub Can I go dancin?, hey, hey Skippin’ the queue, jumpin’ in I don’t need no covid certificate Oh,…
Anchor Is An Energy
It could be lite, it could be strong It could be white (or yellow) It could be salted or unsalted It could be trans fat or spreadable I could go back to advertise Pretty…
Abbasolutely Fucked
Cashing in on the new ABBA fever, the Daily Reckless proudly presents a brand new compilation album featuring a selection of governmental greatest hits from 2021 so far. Track listing: Absolutely Fucked Big Dom’s Blouse…
Ringpiece Of The Tormentors
Borrissey’s 5th album released less than a year after the previous one. Eat your heart out Abba. Here’s the track list: Calling All The Cunts Non Essential Journey Ullo Johnson, Got A New Minister?…