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A Christmas Gift For Ye

Free festive album for all Reckless readers to wind up the year. Featuring Half Bam Half Whisky, The Sensational Alex Salmond Band, They Might Be Gannets and Tommy Mackay performing all your favourite Christmas songs,…



Quotidian Pangs Of Existential Dread

  Foreboding feelings burrowing away Inside your stomach everyday Stay away from the internet It’s not the end of the world just yet Worse things happen Can’t you see Yes but they’re always happening to…


Lashed Christmas

  Last Christmas you hated the scarf That cost me 10 quid from C&A This year to save you from tears I’ll give you a fucking voucher I thought it was about peace and love…


Give Peas A Chance

  Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…


Tory In A Foodbank

  Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…



Granny On Bongos

  Well she lives all alone in a Manchester flat She wears Pringle jumpers and a floppy hat And her one aim in life is to be in The Fall Banging some bongos, she’s waiting…


Curmudgeon

  Curmudgeon Get off the phone Curmudgeon Go it alone Leave the hardy millenials To grow by themselves Play catch up on fibre book Like and share your instant grammes Curmudgeon Hey lazy hack Curmudgeon…