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Rhynchokinesis

  Never mind the woodcocks, here’s the Buzzcocks backing Chris Packham explaining rhynchokinesis – a form of upper jaw mobility, found in some birds, in which the terminal part of the upper jaw may be…


The Day I Drove To Whitburn

  When I got back from Whitburn My wife said that can’t be right You said you were going to Winchburgh I thought, Oh shite The day I drove to Whitburn Thinking I was going…




2022

  Here come 2022 Another year with nutting to do Might as well just sniff some glue Hello 2022 2,0,2,2   see also:


Confusing Christmas Time

  All the pubs are open but you can’t go in Well, you can go in But DON’T go in All the pubs are open but you can’t go in Well, you can, but don’t,…


21st Century Christmas

  One year it’s on Next year it’s off Should you be mixing socially because you’ve got a cough It’s a 21st Century Christmas Isolation No more snow Sprouts and turkey on my own Oh…


Lying On The Job

As he’s now been proven a congenital liar, a reminder of the fourth Borrissey album featuring a swathe of Bawjaws songs from the Daily Reckless. Track listing: Help Yourself (feat. Elvis Mcgonagall) It’s My Party…


Bus Preservation In Kirriemuir

  Bus preservation in Kirriemuir Bus preservation in Kirriemuir The bus from the Italian Job had a long life But it died in Burnside Motors in Leven, Fife Before that, a school bus in Kirriemuir…