Just Take The Knee
Well there’s so many Scottish Euro tunes By people who’ve never listened to Marquee Moon It’s such a drag But I’m not here to slag off the people doing that, eh? I’m here to…
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Null Pwah
Nobody likes us Everybody hates us May as well go and eat worms We can’t write a song to save us Even beaten by the Germans Bite all our heads off Suck all the…
Boris Is A Coked Up Pervert
Saw it on a bridge near Bristol Could’ve been a title for the Pistols It doesn’t really matter cos it doesn’t really hurt Boris is a coked up pervert People think he’s rough and…
Iggy Pop’s Parrot
I tell you Iggy Pop’s parrot is a cockatoo Iggy Pop’s parrot knows what to do Iggy Pop’s parrot’s gonna throw some shapes And why not? Iggy Pop’s parrot (It’s a cockatoo!) It likes…
We Don’t Need This Fascist Groove Thang (Sturgeon mix)
Did you see her on the news? Trying to be human Evil people, racist views Not one brain cell between them Don’t just sit there on your ass Unlock that funky chaindance Brothers, sisters…
Pacific Quay Cowboy
I’ve been on the BBC so long Reportin’ the same old song I know every crack in the dirty politics of Scotland But bias is the name of the game And facts get washed…
I Am The Landlord
That man is not allowed in my pub Get out of my pub Go on Get out of my pub Get out of my pub Get out of my pub I am the landlord…
Halfway Down The Steps
Halfway down the steps is a step where I sit There isn’t any other step quite like it I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top So this is the step where…
The Declaration Of Arbroath
It’s about time we had another national holiday Christmas, Easter and New Year are so passé The 6th of April sounds good to me When Bernard of Kilwinning tried to set us free He…
Mike Oxmells
Mike Oxmells Says I’m lyin’ And I’m losin’ control But the power I’m supplyin’ Is electrifyin’ You’d better wake up I am Douglas Ross But nobody knows my name Not even my boss He…