Fade Away And Masturbate
GBeebies, I hear you are dying Wrapped by Andy in a black black studio Fade away and masturbate Fade away and masturbate GBeebies, Darren Grimes is left Vibrating softly under his desk Slavering anchors…
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The Boy From Germany
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs Not the words of the boys from Sparks But the boy from Germany, Karl Marx Religion is the opium of the people,…
Gina Coladas
I was tired of my lady I’m already tired of this song I know what you’re thinking Hancock’s half hour’s too long So while she was out working I tried it on with my…
First Big Weekend – 1976
So that was the first big weekend of the summer 1976… I was an apprentice TV engineer for Radio Rentals on a 6 month training course in London with a bunch of great guys…
Shite Rabbie Burns
If you go down to Leicester Square There’s a statue of William Shakespeare there Last weekend if you had a listen It came in for some unique literary criticism The tartan army were not…
Rio
His name is Rio – Rio Ferdinand He’s never been this confident about England He can’t wait to get off here And ring the victory bells England are gonna win I can’t see anything…
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark…
Richard Madeley
Richard Madeley dwells upon the Hitler Youth at bedtime It’s something to think about, like nicking bottles of wine Richard Madeley, he’s our man, Hero of our nation For his adventures, just stay tuned…
Just Take The Knee
Well there’s so many Scottish Euro tunes By people who’ve never listened to Marquee Moon It’s such a drag But I’m not here to slag off the people doing that, eh? I’m here to…
Null Pwah
Nobody likes us Everybody hates us May as well go and eat worms We can’t write a song to save us Even beaten by the Germans Bite all our heads off Suck all the…