Silver Machine (James Last/MES mix)
Turn the bloody blimey space invader off I, I took a ride on a silver machine And I’m still feeling mean Do you want to ride See yourself going by The other side of…
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You’ll Have Had Your Vow
Oh there’s a vacancy in Scottish Labour now Put a chain around my neck, and don’t make a row Oh let me be (oh let him be) You’ll have had your vow I’d like…
Let’s All Dig
Into the Forth – underneath Start shovelling at Leith Ooh ooh Let’s all dig Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy Build a tunnel to Kirkcaldy Chris Packham and Bill Oddie The Green Party Everybody Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy Under the…
Donald Where’s Yer Twitter?
They’ve taken away my liberty Tadger Taser RIP Buffalo Bungle said to me Donald, where’s your twitter? Keep on scuffling, be my guest It’s a shame you’re all under arrest But I never really…
Taser In My Pocket
I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill, yeah I’m gonna whip it on my gonads…
Do The Scuffle
Do the Scuffle! Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside The Village People have let themselves go Let themselves…
Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg, Please
Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please I’ll have two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please I’ll have some pickled onions…
If You Want That Dream To Come True
Nobody wants lockdowns And to see the damage they do But if you want that dream to come true As quickly as it can come true Then you have to take the vaccine When…
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Don’t know much about history Don’t know much epidemiology* Don’t know much about science at all Don’t know anything medical But I do have a mobile phone And a million opinions I’m a Facebook…
Oh Little Town of Deathly Phlegm
Oh little town of deathly phlegm, try to keep the noise down Some of us are trying to be optimists, but not Ian Brown Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The…