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Don’t know much about history Don’t know much epidemiology* Don’t know much about science at all Don’t know anything medical But I do have a mobile phone And a million opinions I’m a Facebook…
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Oh Little Town of Deathly Phlegm
Oh little town of deathly phlegm, try to keep the noise down Some of us are trying to be optimists, but not Ian Brown Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The…
David Marshall
Just when we thought we’d won the match Serbia scored in the last gasp Extra time was agony And then it went to penalties Wish I could be David Marshall The pubs were shut…
Total Landscaping (Big Boys Don’t Cry)
Total landscaping Total landscaping Four Seasons Total Landscaping (escaping) Total landscaping (total landscaping) Next door to Fantasy Island (Adult books) And dildo shop with viewing booths (in the car park) Told Rudy we had…
Go Now
A short medley of Supertrump’s greatest misses, from SuperCallousFragileRacist…to Trump Is A Cunt. All Supertrump albums available here – Reckless In America Cunt Of The Century Isis, What Isis?
Fatima
words: Steve Pottinger @BigStevePoet Fatima’s working in cyber she’s learned how to snoop and to hack she’s talented, driven, and passionate her revenge a cold feast, not a snack Rishi’s bank account there on…
Tiers Of A Clown
There’s always a smile on my face God, it’s so easy to fool the public And when it comes down to cyberspace Now honey, that’s quite a different subject So just let this old…
COVID-19 Killed All Of The Bars
Remember when we’d go out for a drink or two A pint of Tennents, a vodka and Irn Bru Now we go to Tesco and stand in a long queue oh a oh Keeping…
Rutherglen
Once upon a time not so very long ago There was a little thing called a lockdown, oh You had to stay at home and listen to the radio Then came a man with…
I Am The Misconception
Down, down, I’ll bring you down I’m typing bollocks And conspiracies on twitter now Stone me, why can’t you see You should be trashing masts and blaming 5G And Bill Gates Don’t waste your…