Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg, Please

 

Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
I’ll have two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
I’ll have some pickled onions
And a little bit of cheese, please
Thank you

Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Eh, Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
And I’ve got all the right money
And all that, please
Thank you

Oi! Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Ay! Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
I’ve been here half hour
And I’m getting very thirsty!

Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Over here!
Oi! Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Why won’t you serve me?

Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please
Listen, I’m getting impatient, John!

Two pints of lager and a scotch egg
Two pints of lager and a ffs
Two pints of lager and a scotch
(Time, gentlemen, please!)
Oh… Ooh

 

with apologies to Splodgenessabounds

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1 Comment on "Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg, Please"

  1. Maybe a ‘chance’ to release a Xmas song Tommy which links this “substantial meal’ and the vegan increase in Public forums with a spoof on John and Yoko’s “Give peas a chance” ?

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